From: Gringo Stevens <email@example.com> To: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Subject: This year it's Enter the Void Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2010 09:39:50 +0000
Last year it was Synecdoche, New York. I imagine you were an Antichrist fan, too, Hugh Lilly, because your bad taste knows no bounds. Go back to mashing F5 on slantmagazine.com so you can steal some useful vocab that makes you look like you understand film. Oh, and please shit all over your bed then rub your face in it. Fucking disgusting how you push your peasant views on readers. Enter the Void will be lauded by critics as the “masterpiece it so obviously is,” yeah? Mmmhm. That’ll be around the time you’re recognised as anything but an atrocious critic.